December 27, 2010

"For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, plans for your good and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

Little did Jeremiah know thousands of years ago that when he penned that verse, he would bring so much comfort to a burned out minister in the 20^{th century. God gave my wife and me that verse when we left our church in 1991 with no job and no promise of one. But was he ever faithful. He met our needs and gave us a spiritual family to love and support us. Many times I have asked God what is going on in our world and my life and many times he has declined to answer. If he gave us a "divine blueprint" that explained everything he has done, is doing and will do, there would be no need for faith. Instead he reminds us to trust him and he will show us later. As we approach the new year, we do not know what it holds. But if we have placed our faith in Jesus Christ, we know who holds the future. And, he is faithful.}

Thought for the week: "Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe."

Funny for the week: "Murphy's Laws of Parenting"

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

How true how true……………Chaplain Barnes

Last week’s answer:

16. Joseph took the boy Jesus to Egypt:

a. To show him the pyramids

b. To teach him the wisdom of the pharaohs

c. To put him in a basket in the reeds by the river

d. Because he dreamed about it See Matthew 2:13

e. To be taxed

f. Joseph did not take Jesus to Egypt

g. None of the above.

This week’s question:

Hope you have enjoyed these Christmas questions. We end with this one.

17. Where do we find the Christmas story in order to check up on all these ridiculous questions?

a. Matthew

b. Mark

c. Luke

d. John

e. All of the above

f. Only a and b

g. Only a and c

h. Only a, b, and c

i. Only x, y, and z

j. Aesops Fables

December 20, 2010

One of my favorite books is Max Lucado’s little book, Cosmic Christmas. I have used these quotes from that book before, but some things are just worth repeating. Hope you enjoy them as we near the Christmas Season

"And she gave birth to her first-born son; and she wrapped Him in cloths, and laid Him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn." Luke 2:7

"So this is He. Immanuel. So this is God's gift. A Savior. He shall save His people from their sins. 'Worthy is the Lamb.' I whispered, as I knelt before my God. My heart was full. I turned to Mary as she cradled her child and I spoke. It didn't matter that she couldn't hear me. The stars could. All of nature could. And most of all, my King could.

'Do you know who you hold, Mary? You secure the Author of grace. He who is ageless is now moments old. He who is limitless is now suckling your milk. He who strides upon the stars, now has legs too weak to walk; the hands which held the oceans are now an infant's fist. To Him who has never asked a question, you will teach the name of the wind. The Source of language will learn words from you. He who has never stumbled, you will carry. He who has never hungered, you will feed. The King of creation is in your arms.'

'What manner of love is this?' Michael whispered, and again we were covered with silence. A blanket of awe. Finally, Michael again opened his mouth, this time to sing. He began quietly, pausing between the words.

'Glory,

glory,

glory to God in the highest.'

One by one we joined.

'Glory, glory, glory to God in the highest.'

Gradually the chorus grew louder and faster; 'Glory, glory to God in the highest. Glory, glory to God in the highest. Glory, glory to God in the highest.'

Our praise rose into the realms of the universe. In the most distant galaxy the dust on the oldest star danced with our praise. In the depths of the ocean, the water rippled with adoration. The tiniest microbe turned, the mightiest constellation spun, all of nature joined with us as we worshiped Immanuel, the God who had become flesh."

Cosmic Christmas by Max Lucado pages 95-97

Thought for the week: "I put all my money into taxes; that's the only thing that's sure to go up."

Funny for the week: "Eye Exam"

Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.

One day a patient came into my office for an ophthalmological exam. I asked him to read the 20/40 line of the eye chart, but obviously the letters FZBDE were mostly a blur to him. Finally he ventured a guess.

"I can't pronounce his name," the man said, "but I think he played football for Notre Dame."

Chaplain Barnes

Last week’s answer:

15. Who told Mary and Joseph to go to Bethlehem?

a. The angel

b. Mary’s mother

c. Herod

d. Alexander the Great

e. Caesar Augustus See Luke 2:1-4

g. None of the above

This week’s question:

16. Joseph took the boy Jesus to Egypt:

a. To show him the pyramids

b. To teach him the wisdom of the pharaohs

c. To put him in a basket in the reeds by the river

d. Because he dreamed about it

e. To be taxed

f. Joseph did not take Jesus to Egypt

g. None of the above.

December 13, 2010

One of my favorite books is Max Lucado’s little book, Cosmic Christmas. I have used these quotes from that book before, but some things are just worth repeating. Hope you enjoy them as we near the Christmas Season

"Now in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a city in Galilee called Nazareth, to a virgin engaged to a man whose was Joseph, of the descendant of David, and the virgin's name was Mary." Luke 1:26-27

"On a wave of worship I (Gabriel) flew, this time alone. I circled through the clouds and over the ground. Below me was the city where Mary was born. The Father was right; I knew her in an instant. Her heart had no shadow. Her soul was as pure as any I've seen. I made the final descent. 'Mary.' I kept my voice low so as not to startle her. She turned but saw nothing. Then I realized I was invisible to her. I waved my wings before my body and incarnated. She covered her face at the Light and shrank into the protection of the doorway.

'Don't be afraid,' I urged. The minute I spoke, she looked up toward the sky. Again I was amazed. I praised my Father for His wisdom. Her heart is so flawless, so willing. 'Greetings. God be with you.' Her eyes widened, and she turned as if to run. 'Mary, you have nothing to fear. You have found favor with God. You will become pregnant and give birth to a son and call His name Jesus. He will be great. He will be called the Son of the Highest. The Lord God will give Him the throne of His father David; He will rule Jacob's house forever - no end, ever to His kingdom.'

Though she was listening, she was puzzled. 'But how? I've never slept with a man.'

Before I spoke I looked up into the heavens. The Father was standing, giving me His blessing. I continued, 'The Holy Spirit will come upon you, the power of the highest hover over you; therefore, the child you bring to birth will be called Holy, Son of God. Nothing, you see, is impossible with God.'

Mary looked at me then up into the sky. For a long time she gazed into the blueness, so long that I, too, looked up. Did she see the angels? Did the heavens open? I do not know. But I do know when I looked back at her, she was smiling.

'Yes, I see it all now: I'm the Lord's maid, ready to serve. Let it be with me just as you say.'

As she spoke, a Light appeared in her womb. I glanced at the vial. It was empty."

(Cosmic Christmas by Max Lucado pages 62-66)

Thought for the week: "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." - Charles Caleb Colton

Funny for the week: Bluegrass Clippings - The Night　 Before　 Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas & out on the ranch　
The pond was froze over & so was the branch.　
The snow was piled up belly-deep to a mule.　
The kids were all home on vacation from school　　
　
And happier young folks you never did see　
Just all sprawled around a-watchin' TV.　
Then suddenly, some time around 8 o'clock,　
There came a surprise that gave them a shock!　
　
The power went off, the TV went dead!　
When Grandpa came in from out in the shed　
With an armload of wood, the house was all dark.　
"Just what I expected," they heard him remark.　
　
"Them power line wires must be down from the　
snow.　
Seems sorter like times on the ranch long ago."　
"I'll hunt up some candles," said Mom.　
"With their light, And the fireplace, I reckon we'll make out all　
right."　　
　
The teen-agers all seemed enveloped in gloom.　
Then Grandpa came back from a trip to his room,　
Uncased his old fiddle & started to play　　
That old Christmas song about bells on a sleigh.　
　
Mom started to sing, & 1st thing they knew　
Both Pop & the kids were all singing it, too.　　
They sang Christmas carols, they sang "Holy　 Night,"　
Their eyes all a-shine in the ruddy firelight.　

They played some charades Mom recalled from her youth,　
And Pop read a passage from God's Book of Truth.　　
They stayed up till midnight-and, would you believe,　
The youngsters agreed 'twas a fine Christmas Eve.　
　
Grandpa rose early, some time before dawn;　
And when the kids wakened, the power was on.　　
"The power company sure got the line repaired quick,"　
Said Grandpa and no one suspected his trick.　

Last night, for the sake of some old-fashioned fun,　
He had pulled the main switch - the old Son-of-a-Gun!　
　
-anonymous　

Kind of brings a tear to the eye don’t ya think? ….Chaplain Barnes

Last week’s answer:

14. The wise men found Jesus in a

a. Manger

b. Stable

c. House See Matthew 2:11

d. Holiday Inn

e. Good Mood

This week’s question:

15. Who told Mary and Joseph to go to Bethlehem?

a. The angel

b. Mary’s mother

c. Herod

d. Alexander the Great

e. Caesar Augustus

g. None of the above